What Court TV Should be Showing!

A lot of anger about the trying of Khalid Sheikh Mohammad in New York, in a civilian court no less. The administration is coming out saying out one side of their mouths that trying him in civilian court will show the world how civilized we are...and then winking at the camera and telling the rest of us that he will be convicted and executed no matter what! Clap...Clap...Clap.

Move over Tiger: The new Gillette spokesman!

Anyway I got off subject. We should NOT execute this guy, we should really degrade him, why make a Martyr when you can make a fool? I figure we start simple, with quarterly full body waxings followed by a bath in aftershave....all broadcast live on C-Span and across the globe of course.

Honestly look at this guy! After all the body waxing we should probably rent him out as a test dummy for male beauty products. He definitely has a "before" look to him instead of an after...so he could play that role in allot of commercials. After that? We do what Americans do best....use our imaginations!

1) All those infomercials demonstrating crazy inventions to "easily" remove hair...guinea pig right here.

2) Set him up to play the "dummy" in women's self defense classes across the country. Completely un padded of course.

3) I would really like to see him get a part in the cast of "The Vagina Monologues"

4) Definitely needs to co-star on an episode of "Dirty Jobs" where they work a hog farm. Mike Rowe will just sit back and "supervise".

5) Last but not least. He could be the homeless crazy guy who lives on Sesame street who is always preaching about Jihad on the corner...while all the characters pity him(including Oscar), and the adults teach us why he's wrong. MESSAGE!