All Hail our Superior Leaders!

The same moonbat politicians that can't understand the basic supply and demand prinicples of economics...who just think they can write a new law or two to make the economy dance and do what they want(where they pick the winners and losers)...who think they can take a dollar from you, wash it through the government bearcracy, and then spend it and magically it has a stimulative effect.  Are the same one's who think they can control the weather and the rest of the forces of nature.  Seems to me that only one person has managed that, and he had help.

Obama did promise to lower ocean levels in his first term

If global warming is happening, maybe we should let it.  Has anyone ever looked at a map and realized that if it actually warmed up(my feet are frozen at this moment) we would gain all of the land mass in northern Canada and Russia to grow food?  Global warming people are obviously in the "glass half empty" camp...maybe we should start another cold war with someone just so they have something real to worry about.  Soon as they lost the threat of nuclear war to worry about...this whole global warming farce popped up.

Political Cartoon of the Day: February 22, 2010

What Court TV Should be Showing!

A lot of anger about the trying of Khalid Sheikh Mohammad in New York, in a civilian court no less. The administration is coming out saying out one side of their mouths that trying him in civilian court will show the world how civilized we are...and then winking at the camera and telling the rest of us that he will be convicted and executed no matter what! Clap...Clap...Clap.

Move over Tiger: The new Gillette spokesman!

Anyway I got off subject. We should NOT execute this guy, we should really degrade him, why make a Martyr when you can make a fool? I figure we start simple, with quarterly full body waxings followed by a bath in aftershave....all broadcast live on C-Span and across the globe of course.

Honestly look at this guy! After all the body waxing we should probably rent him out as a test dummy for male beauty products. He definitely has a "before" look to him instead of an after...so he could play that role in allot of commercials. After that? We do what Americans do best....use our imaginations!

1) All those infomercials demonstrating crazy inventions to "easily" remove hair...guinea pig right here.

2) Set him up to play the "dummy" in women's self defense classes across the country. Completely un padded of course.

3) I would really like to see him get a part in the cast of "The Vagina Monologues"

4) Definitely needs to co-star on an episode of "Dirty Jobs" where they work a hog farm. Mike Rowe will just sit back and "supervise".

5) Last but not least. He could be the homeless crazy guy who lives on Sesame street who is always preaching about Jihad on the corner...while all the characters pity him(including Oscar), and the adults teach us why he's wrong. MESSAGE!

Apt I Say....Apt!

God I wish this was a true story.

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had recently failed an entire class. That class had insisted that Obama's socialism worked and that no one would be poor and no one would be rich, a great equalizer.

The professor then said, "OK, we wi...ll have an experiment in this class on Obama's plan".

All grades would be averaged and everyone would receive the same grade so no one would fail and no one would receive an A.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone got a B. The students who studied hard were upset and the students who studied little were happy.

As the second test rolled around, the students who studied little had studied even less and the ones who studied hard decided they wanted a free ride too so they studied little.

The second test average was a D! No one was happy.

When the 3rd test rolled around, the average was an F.

The scores never increased as bickering, blame and name-calling all resulted in hard feelings and no one would study for the benefit of anyone else. All failed, to their great surprise, and the professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great but when government takes all the reward away, no one will try or want to succeed.

Could not be any simpler than that.

They left off the Epilogue: The professors fellow academics shunned him for teaching the kids the facts of life.

Via The Jawa Report