Don't Trust the Letter Y!

The letter Y, brought to you by evil Bert

Isn't the letter Y the most insidious letter? It just sits there at the end of the alphabet, not at the end where it might draw attention to its self, but far enough so it's still laying in the weeds. First it wants to be either a vowel or a consonant...never wants to be pinned down by a definition. Then it attached it's self to every word that by their very definition bring about feelings of happiness and an instinctual protectiveness(mommy, daddy, baby, puppy). See? Y is such a good and pure letter!

Once it had embedded its self in our cultural consciousness...it started to show it's true colors. At first it just spread its influence through the word whY. Why...always questioning authority. Then over the last couple decades the letter Y has been systematically replacing the letter i in common names(Megyn, Melyssa, Bryan...etc) All these people have been been marked by the evil letter....they can not be trusted! Think I'm crazy? What does the letter Y look like? That's right, a little i with horns on it...and if I remember my Indiana Jones correctly Jehovah(God) starts with an i in Latin! Y is trying to replace God!

That was fun heh.