Things I think I think: March 2, 2010

1. We have the SAP feature on televisions for those that speak espanol, and closed captioning for the hearing impaired. But what we really need is a button to push so that the plot twists in movies and tv shows can be explained to those not so swift on the uptake...spare the rest of us from having to explain everything.

2. I've had one cup of coffee in my life, but I've found something else that will wake you up even better in the morning. I'll leave my contact case on the window sill overnight during the winter(aka 70 percent of the year). Put those puppies in...your awake. Brisk.

3. The Democrats are starting to remind me of the Simpson's with their insistence on continuing with this health care bill. They figure if they say "Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore" enough times that Homer and Marge(The American People) will just give in to shut them up

4. With the bevy of babes that James Bond has bedded, and the fact that I've never seen Q issue him any protection, I would expect that we were due a father/son Bond movie. Then I had the thought that the double O in 007 probably meant they had him fixed...snipped the boys right off and replaced them with something Q thought up....case solved.

5. I honestly think the preacher of the church down the street needs to set up a twitter account. He always has something "colorful" on the billboard out in front of the church. The latest is "Repent, Toyota isn't the only Maker that can issue a recall". I should stop in one time to experience a fire and brimstone service heh.