Lets Make a Deal

As an interested member of the hetrosexual community I would like to propose the following trade with my counterparts in the homosexual community.

New Hotness(s)

We get to reclaim Ellen Degeneres and Queen Latifah, and in exchange you can have Angelina Jolie and a player to be named later.

"Old and Busted"

For the "player to be named later"...if you took Megan Fox off our hands it would be greatly appreciated.  We could even toss in Jennifer Aniston if you took Fox off our hands.  Aniston and Jolie on the same team...I think every gossip mag on the planet would explode at the thought.