1. Is it just me...or is every Jihadi video/mug shot just screaming out for a "Glamor Shots" make over? I want to see Khalid Shake Muhammad with some soft lighting and a dash of laser show behind him.
2. Since Herbie the "Love Bug" is kinda alive...can he be sued for child support for any kids conceived in his back seat?
3. The reason at home pregnancy test show results as the confusing pink/blue or +/- instead of the straight forward Yes/No....is because it's hard to read words through the tears.
4. Why do I think there is a correlation between the number of Jihadi terrorist attacks against us...and the increasing saturation of erectile dysfunction ads on the airwaves? It's like we are broadcasting to the world that we aren't real men. Back in the day, we had The Duke and still have Eastwood....now we have elfin celebrities and sports stars selling out and saying they need help. We are broadcasting this to a culture in which the men oppress the women(because they have issues), have multiple wife's because they think of themselves as so virile, marry 12 year olds so they can be the "man"...and then expect 72 virgins when they become martyrs. The way we counter act this? We send our "4 hour erection" brigade overseas....victory through superior pharmacology!
5. Isn't odd that Nascar races are populated by cars going around the track with alcohol advertisements all over them? Shouldn't they be required to chug a beer during every refuelling stop to make the race really interesting?...and serve as a message to kids? Love to see drivers have to go through a sobriety check point in pit row around lap 300.
6. The A-Team was really good at blowing things up...but not so good at the whole "proving your innocent" side of things...not enough book leanin.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
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Good point about the elfin actors. There are 2 life stories about Steve McQueen being made and someone made the point, "who could play this bad ass." It got me thinking and I"m stumped. In a time when Shia Lebouf is considered an action star I just can't think of anyone now.
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