After looking at my latest 401(k) and Roth statements...started thinking about alternative retirement scenarios. Frankly if your 70ish and your family is thinking of putting you in a home. Rob a fricken bank...what's the worst that can happen? A) you get away with bunch of cash and live happily ever after. B) you get arrested.
So you get arrested. Ok, deny a lawyer...plead guilty. You get 3 hots and a cot...alot more interesting roommates than if you were in a retirement home...free health care...you are not using up your retirement savings, so you can pass it along to your kids or use it to buy favors inside...and your kids can visit you just as well(and infrequently) in prison as a retirement home.
Seems alot more fun than just rotting in a retirement home burning up cash!
Thursday, January 7, 2010
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