Can't be Unseen

You ever seen something blasphemous you know you shouldn't have?...and laughed and enjoyed it none the less?  Yeah, I'm expecting God to unleash his wrath through my laptop screen any moment Raiders style.

I don't know what the best part of this video is. The space helmet wearing angel monkey in heaven, Jesus turning Holy Water into Whiskey, the mixing of Jesus blood(wine) with drugs, doing the moonwalk over the water, the baseball cap embroidered with thorns that could have come right out of the Ed Hardy collection, or the rave style Crucifixion of a finale. Yep, going to hell.

One thing I didn't like? The savior of mankind should not be wearing "tighty whities" Video after the jump.

I Don't Understand Comics

Ok, I'll freely admit, I've never read a comic in my life. So I have no idea where all these fan boys are coming from when they think they are one highest forms of art/literature. That's like me comparing the "choose your own adventure" books I read growing up to Shakespeare.

1) I don't know how something can be considered literature when it has less words per page than Cat in the Hat.

2) No wonder they are making every other movie out of a comic book. Compared to a REAL book, they have so little plot and dialog that they can fit it into 90 minutes. Add in the fact that it's already storyboarded and has a built in audience trying to justify their obsession...hard to not make some money.

Demotivators: February 3, 2010

Japan Does it Again!

When my sister told me about these, I couldn't believe that they existed, but they do. You've done it again Japan! Can anyone even contemplate what these taste like? You never think about the marriage of Corn and Strawberries. Frankly I can't think of strawberries mixing with anything that isn't creme/milk based. Yeah, once in awhile someone tries to make a pie or cake out of them...but that usually ends up with 99% strawberries just to overpower everything else. But the Japanese? They went with corn as their main ingredient. When it comes to food the Japanese invented thinking outside of the box...or it's just because they are insane compared to the tastes of the rest of the world.

I need to have my brother send me some of these, just to try them once.

Quote of the Day: February 2, 2010

One day shortly after the Second World War ended, Winston Churchill and Labour Party Prime Minister Clement Attlee encountered one another at the urinal trough in the House of Common's men's washroom. Attlee arrived first. When Churchill arrived, he stood as far away from him as possible. Attlee said, "Feeling standoffish today, are we, Winston?" Churchill said: "That's right. Every time you see something big, you want to nationalize it."

I always figure that the decline of Great Britian was cosmic payback for them dumping Churchill after he pretty much saved the country.  Just hoping we haven't made the same mistake.


via ProfessorBainbridge

Black History Month: Bad Idea All Around

Preach it Mr. Freeman



I just love how Mike Wallace just squirms. The PC culture is so embedded in journalists psyche....that they can't admit it's BS, and can be inappropriate. They had an NHL reporter interviewing a black player from Canada, asking him how he felt to be the first African American player on the team...he corrected her 3 times that he was Canadian....not African American...but she couldn't say black. Another case...when Nelson Mandela got elected the president of South Africa, the Washington Post called him the first "African American" president of South Africa...wth. This labeling crap needs to stop.

Morgan is right. The more you tell people that their only defining characteristic is their skin color...not who they are, and what they have done/accomplished...the more fractured society becomes.

Advertising Win

Before John Elway was telling us to drink Coors, advertising geniuses enlisted a character beloved by children all over the world to promote the sweat nectar brewed in the Colorado Rockies.

What passes through my mind when I look at this picture?

1) Is it just me, or does it look like E.T has lost alot of weight in this photo?
2) E.T should have done a guest stint as a fill in bartender on Cheers.  They wouldn't have even had to show him...just have his hand slowly peaking up from behind the bar to serve beers.
3) E.T had to get drunk before he engineered himself a phone out of that spellcheck.