FBI Watch-List Candidate Right Here.

So once again I'm flipping through google images, this time under the search "pencil shavings" for an idea on another post.  I come across this.

Tim Burton just had a "special moment" looking at this pic.

After getting over my incitial shock and awe I had to ask...

a) What kind of messed up mind comes up with this?  I'm impressed.

b) I can't but wonder what the over/under is on the time someone would get a call from their childs school if they put this in their backpack.

via Gizmodo

Your the Best!

While Mr. Miagi taught young men and women the fine art of Karate...Mrs. Miagi followed a different path into the seedy underworld of high stakes drinking competitions where she groomed the very best! 

"Very good Marion-san!"

Cue 80's style training montage of drinking exercises: beer after liquor, one handed keg stands, Long Island Ice Teas....none of that wax on wax off, fix my house up from dawn to dusk in contravention of child labor laws shite.  No Mrs. Miagi has her pupils working in her bar like it's a sweat shop. Which all leads up to Marion's climatic show down against an ex-president of the Alpha Beta fraternity.

Whats the drinking equivilent of "sweep the leg"?

Marion almost doesn't make it, but Mrs. Miagi slips her some herbal stimulants on the down low and she holds it together just long enough to drink the Alpha Beta under the table.  Then she passes out....and Mrs. Miagi steals her winnings from her unconcious hand...the end.

Foodnetwork + Reality = Must See TV

We've all seen the multitude of cooking shows out there.  What do they all have in common?  Perfection.

These two are one water spotted dish away from losing their cool.

You know what makes good TV? Chaos! I don't want to see another show with a pristine kitchen stocked with every conceivable appliance and tool.

I want to see someone cook with 3 screaming kids running around the kitchen fighting while the dogs dance around the cooks feet waiting for scraps to fall. I want to see the cook try to mix something up while holding a crying baby in one hand, the phone held to her ear with a hunched shoulder, while another kid is playing with the knifes that are stacked in the open washing machine.

I want to see the cook find out they don't have the right utensil/tool or better yet, find out their spouse didn't rinse off the dishes before putting them in the washing machine and the thing they need NOW isn't clean. Then just as they figure that out...they find out that they are missing an essential ingredient(or it's gone bad in the fridge)...as they are about to lose it because two of the kids are yelling and trying to pull out each other's hair...and the slow one is painting the walls with their soiled diaper, the guy from Iron Chef comes staggering from off screen dressed in an outfit that consists of a flannel shirt and sweats that look like they have been slept in for days to rummage through the fridge to find and announce the "secret ingredient" of the day.

Chairman Kaga says the secret ingredient is Hummus!

The show should just keep going from there. Kids whining when dinner is going to be done, the oven not cooking evenly, the different courses not being done at the same time, and the cooks spouse being late coming home from work.

Top the show off by having the family sit down for dinner, the cook(host) puts on a chipper face and says how easy it was to the audience, and then have the cooks spouse saying the meal didn't taste good....cue look of death from cook....fade out to police sirens and the COPS logo.

All Hail our Superior Leaders!

The same moonbat politicians that can't understand the basic supply and demand prinicples of economics...who just think they can write a new law or two to make the economy dance and do what they want(where they pick the winners and losers)...who think they can take a dollar from you, wash it through the government bearcracy, and then spend it and magically it has a stimulative effect.  Are the same one's who think they can control the weather and the rest of the forces of nature.  Seems to me that only one person has managed that, and he had help.

Obama did promise to lower ocean levels in his first term

If global warming is happening, maybe we should let it.  Has anyone ever looked at a map and realized that if it actually warmed up(my feet are frozen at this moment) we would gain all of the land mass in northern Canada and Russia to grow food?  Global warming people are obviously in the "glass half empty" camp...maybe we should start another cold war with someone just so they have something real to worry about.  Soon as they lost the threat of nuclear war to worry about...this whole global warming farce popped up.

Links of Interest: I could put it down there!

Links brought to you by: Your melting heart.

I'm an oddity in that I preffer to land on a grass strip instead of the paved runway right next to it, but even I have quams about landing on a sand runway that depends on the tide! The World's 18 Strangest Airports

My father only put us through maybe 20% of these(site mild NSFW).  Stupid Parents

Nice video of a C-130 refueling a couple hornets.  They lowered the Herc's ramp and took the cameraman out.  Hornets look close enough to clean the windows!  Refueling Over Iraq  via Neptunus Lex

The winter olympics event we could only dream off!  Deadly Skiing commercial

Things I think I think: February 24, 2010

1.  I'm going to have to stop using Bing as my search engine because the daily pictures they put up is exponentially increasing the places I need to visit in person.

2.  If Al Gore wanted me to really believe that the oceans were going to rise 20 or so feet like he says in his documentry...he wouldn't have bought a waterfront condo last year in San Fransico.

3.  Olympic Skaters throwing around their pixie sized partners is high art.  But if I toss one dwarf I'm a bad guy?

4.  Why does Disney's Epcot center look like the evil layer of every Bond villan?  What did Walt Disney have planed before his untimely death?

5.  Come on, where is the "Snow Ball Fight" event in the winter olympics?

Political Cartoon of the Day: February 22, 2010